Celebrating the birth of Les Paul, The Wizard of Waukesha’ - Sconnie kid.

This whole article:

Man, his mug shot is worse than Tiger’s.

The metal detectors are also so no one smuggles in a trombone and plays the sad trombone sound when someone misses a word

Did this story get posted before the rest was ready or something? I feel like it ends 25% of the way through.

He...has a website...where people write about sports...and he’s a digital innovator...and tech guru?...

Well, if he weren’t already rolling in the puss because of those fine salmon orange cargo shorts, he certainly will be now.

Sheet? Don’t be ridiculous. Ghosts don’t have sex in sheets, as everyone knows from the scene in Ghostsbusters where a ghost gives Ray a blowjob (which is, for the record, technically known as a boojob).

Excuse me, but the leftist reporting on this incident makes me sick. Based on the reports I’ve read, this was obviously a choke slam, not a body slam.

I totally agree with this. I also can’t blame the guy for accepting every single offer thrown his way right as he retires.

“Dragons to the east of me, Snow and walkers to the north. Here I am stuck in the middle with you...”

Mediapart received the purported contracts in question from the whistleblower group Football Leaks

Hes lucky he got to go home cuz of the vampires in romania. People forget thats where dracula lives

Wait until someone tells Stan Kroenke how cheaply he can sign Moyes.

Remember when you were a Gunner?

It’s almost as if Spurs didn’t score 13 goals combined in their last two matches.

I like hot food but I don’t see much of a reason to go beyond the habanero/scotch bonnet in terms of heat index. Really even at that level if you don’t balance and cut down the heat, it just kills all the other flavors of whatever food you have it in. Having something that is many, many times hotter than that doesn’t…

And when you walk outside, wear sunscreen.

Maybe he misunderstood when they asked him to come into the box.