It’s actually one blank, not one live round. One live round could miss - one blank gives some psychic distance to the shooters (it might not have been me).

nice write up, shame they’re going to get skunked by Juve. 2-0.

All it takes is Sevilla beating them this weekend in la liga to shit on this whole thing

Wrong Said Fred.

It *is* one of the classic blunders, along side going against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

And this is why Christianity is better than science. You don’t see Christians having to retract things like this. Science is always changing things. They’re never actually right.

Is it dusty in here?

He will undergo testing as fears mount that he is showing signs of early onset MLS.

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

I had basically the same experience. Our high school cancelled Latin while we were still taking 101 and they sent us an email that said, “Peremptalia classes Latine tua sumus,” but none of us could read it. So we were surprised a week later when our friends started MySpacing us to say our classes were being…

You missed the part where they instruct you to cut the bag open after use, put the used pulp in your compost, rinse the bag and put it in a box so you can save them up and mail them back to the company for recycling.

At story about Danny Tartabull followed by one about Keith Hernandez. Is this a TBS sponsored promotion for Seinfeld reruns??

Why am I hearing farm animal noises in the first video?

Five good guesses?

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

He died doing what he loved...

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

“Heat Check” and “Fam”? Fuck, I’m getting old. This doesn’t even seem like English anymore. Just put me out to pasture, already.

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