This guy has yet to make it through 12 steps, let alone an entire staircase. 

Well he is an asshole for buying Knicks season tickets, but that’s more of a personal finance sin than a social ill.

A terrible NBA owner and a New York lawyer get into an argument. Who’s the asshole?

All hat, no cattle.

What was he in a block of ice for the last 25,000 years? Or living in a bomb shelter since 1962? How could he not know #7 was retired?

Hey, look! It’s Clint “Check Out The Balls On This Motherfucker” Frazier!

Does Atlanta need cornerbacks? If so, I would advise them to look elsewhere given Georgia’s history with Shermans.

At the same time, Rove was called out on-air for being delusional on FOX.

The “I’m an out-of-control narcissist” joke is less funny in 2017 than it might have been in the past.

Alfalfas don’t compare themselves with Buckwheats.

whoosh

Goddammit NBA, let me enjoy a few more years before you turn into fucking MLB and I have to start watching soccer or some shit.

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The absolute 100% worst thing about Marchand isn’t even his dirty/cheap play, it’s how much of a fucking whiner he is. Even on this, the most obvious and clear of slashes/spears right between the legs in retaliation for a cross check and right in front of a ref, Marchand literally stays behind the play and skates…

This forever

The KKK never really took off in Arizona as it’s a lot of letters to remember.

You’re not going to like our NYPD Shoe sketch... it’s pretty much the same thing.

“I thought heptathletes couldn’t have babies because they were born with both parts?” - Emmitt Smith

Aw man, is Kinja Deals going to try to snooker me into buying a December Jaguars-Texans clusterfuck?