Arguably the most entertaining part of this game was watching the Everton back four (and eventually back five once Pennington came on) all take turns absolutely screaming at Lukaku for his positioning upfield and/or inability to hold the ball and take up enough time to give them a breather.

Now for your intensive broadcaster training course:

That Bill Simmons entry was cringeworthy, even by his “standards”.

Am I just missing sarcasm here? Otherwise, your math is brutal.

A more accurate recap than you’ll see anywhere else. That game was pure trash, and this is how it should be remembered.

“a 9 to 5 job where I get treated like a human, at this point.”

PSA: For $500,000 you can treat me as sub-human as you want.

Every time I see his twitter header image it makes me think of:

Alternates:

Yes, clearly a superior focus on fundamentals by the team that missed four straight free throws.

I have reservations about starring your post.

The government was going to just ask for the money back but didn’t want to be seen as....um.... you know what- forget it.

If you have a child with a severe peanut allergy, THE PARENT should have an epi pen. Think about it, would you expect the airline to have a dispensary and pharmacist/nurse on every flight to cover every sickness/disease? Your plane ticket would be $10,000.

yeah but how many touchdowns is he going to score this year?

Oh wild. Atlanta is having problems with time management. You don’t say?

I can’t take credit for this, Matt Ufford on twitter can. I’m stupid and can’t link tweets.

You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.

I am so fucking drunk right now.

Is it really priceless when it’s insured for a specific value?