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With everyone losing their minds like that in a Brazilian soccer game, I hope the ref at least kept his head.

That banner is like a clown’s handkerchief.

There are a Brazilion things wrong with this.

And that’s why you always wear your best undies to the soccer match.

The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.

First kid comes in with Swag Level on Expert.

Mattingly can relate.

Total Dempster fire.

Always happy to set up a better joke. +1

Mostly White Russians.

The most insane stat I heard about the end of the game: PSG completed FOUR passes between the 85th minute and full-time. THREE of those were from kick-off after conceding Barcelona goals.

This last year has been pretty goddamn insane.

He gets him in the throat and rides him from behind in the box. At live speed, once you see a guy’s arm go across the throat, the ref’s gonna give that every time.

No douche. Repping team gear (that just happpens to make you look homeless) when you know the media is trying to figure out your job status is hilarious.

“there’s only two reasons a 40-year old man should be wearing a hat backwards. He’s a professional sniper or he’s giving his buddy a blowjob.”