I heard Mike Zimmer wanted to convert him to fullback, but he was completely against the switch.

Ugh, another example of why my kid sucks. He’s four and can’t even tie his shoes properly. There are kids his age in Thailand fucking making shoes and he can’t even tie them!

Nobody cares about your fantasy team, Billy.

It’s not their salary, but their bonuses.

+1 new soccer team in Winnipeg

Don’t worry, since this is Atlanta the stands will be empty in no time.

It could not happen to a nicer fandom.

Pike house

It’s been my experience that most of the folks who say “The south should get over it, bunch of rednecks!” are the same folks who make Sherman jokes.

can confirm

55k people in Georgia Tech’s stadium. Falcons stadium isn’t finished yet.

For symbolic purposes, did they try to find celebrities as unknown and obscure to Americans as the rules of soccer.

But is that running from the cops speed?

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

I guess to understand it you’d have to look at what happens with Democrats actually in power vs. their stated platform.

Because most socialist policies are deeply unpopular and would result in massive electoral losses?

This is why I’ve never dated a Khardashian

Nice to see you don’t let your own political views influence your writing.

This made me cringe so hard I think I’m going to need medical attention.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant”