Yeah, I'm not sure why they are only considering the City result. If West Ham and Southampton both win Man U drops to 7th.

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I read somewhere (I think ESPN but am not sure) that Miller assisted two of Duncan’s baskets and in doing so they became the first 40+ year olds to combine for a bucket in NBA history. Pretty neat.

House Bolton approves.

I have an 11-year-old video iPod that I still use as my car’s music source. I believe I still have the original packaging too (I swear I'm not a hoarder, I just save packages and receipts from big purchases and 11 years ago this was a big purchase). It might be the time to upgrade significantly...

This is very true. I also get more bothered than I probably should about his hyperbolic headlines that always end up being wrong, e.g. “Have Manchester City Really Wrapped Up the Premier League Title Already?” and “Arsenal Just Took a Sledgehammer to Leicester’s Glass Slippers”, just to name a couple.

There is no possible way argue that Ligue 1 is stronger than Serie A.

I think another problem with RM has been his stubborn refusal to deviate from his strict tactical philosophy. It’s good to have a consistent philosophy if you have the personnel and coaching but if you don’t for fucks sake show a little pragmatism and draw up a system that plays to your teams strengths. It feels like…

“Trying to rack my brain thinking of a famous jazz/funk trio keyboardist.”

This statement is 100% false. The only way the 4th place team would have lost their spot in next year’s CL would have been if Man City won the CL and L’pool won Europa.

“—missing their attacking star thanks to Martial’s hamstring injury for at least today’s game—”

I’m from Atlanta and all my friends that still live there and really enjoy baseball prefer to go to Gwinnett Braves games over Atlanta Braves games. It’s usually closer/less traffic, tickets/concessions/merchandise are cheaper, and most importantly the team is actually good and the people who attend get into the games…

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“There’s just some awesome about watching a guy who’s just got his best stuff, go out there and deal.”

As someone who supports the Blue side of Stanley Park, one of the saddest days for me this season (of which there were many) was the day Klopp was announced as their manager. He seems a genuinely great guy and is clearly a fantastic coach and it fucking kills me to see the RS on the ascent while we wallow in midtable…

Another great headline! Just like ‘Arsenal takes a sledgehammer to Leicester’s glass slipper’

As an American, I wholeheartedly support other countries using the words of our dead-brained, limp-dicked, xenophobic politicians to troll us. Well done, mis amigos en Argentina.

Fair enough. You also called Cal’s football team “diarrheal,” which is funnier to me than it probably should be.

Deadspin likes to (correctly) point out that college athletes should be able to make money off their likeness but then you give Goff shit for it when he actually does. What the fuck? Patrick????

I thought y’all said you were done working for the day...