If Kramer says it works it’s ok for me!

I agree, he handled it much better than I would have expected any 21-year-old to handle it. The real takeaway for me is that a kid got completely fucked over by a vindictive coward on what was likely the biggest day of his life. I was surprised to see this article from ESPN that has the complete opposite take as Todd…

Roger Goodell on Rae Carruth: “It’s all part of what makes NFL personalities so exciting.”

So while a player is in college you bitch incessantly about the fact they cannot make money off their likeness but when they start making money of their likeness you still bitch?

They’re the best team in England but they can’t get 3 points, at home, against a Tony Pulis team even when they have a 1-0 lead? Right...

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Wait...Is Memphis’ mascot a labradoodle?

Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war.

“i fucked your mother in all 3 of her holes and then i sold her to ISIS for a chipotle gift card bitch”

They need to $2 bills to give change when you go to Monticello.

Ah, I see. I suppose I should read slower.

A report of sexual assault would be referred to the BYU Title IX Office—not to the Honor Code Office. - BYU

As an Everton supporter...kudos to the red shite. What a match!!!! You lot certainly deserve it!

Your handle is a great album.

Whoa, whoa, whoa....Where are you going Tyler? I hadn’t heard about this and now I’m sad.

Maybe just move to the sidewalk next time?

What, 30 bits of string a year isn’t enough?!

So you’re not gonna tell us what to do then?

Hey now, deadspin never makes hyperbolic statements...

“What he meant by that was he feels like...”