The state bird of Utah is the California Seagull.

You don't necessarily need to be ashamed but just realize you're eating an entirely different thing. Boneless wings are usually made from breast meat so the flavor, juiciness, and texture are different from actual wings.

"Lynch has done plenty to perpetuate his image as an ornery football star who wants to limit his exposure to 60 minutes on Sundays, collect his check and go about his business."

I apologize for double commenting on the post but I found this funny and accurate (from Wikipedia):

"I know you're just fratting around and meaning no harm, but naming a drink after ethnic terrorism rubs some people the wrong way. You know how touchy the micks can get."

Glad to see a fellow jazz head. In keeping with great pianists, do you like Horace Silver?

Brilliant Corners is my favorite T Monk album and Pannonica is the most beautiful track on it.

Not everyone has trouble paying attention to a game. The article should be titled "Drew sucks at watching football."

I only clicked on the link to make sure someone had posted this.

That is a textbook example of how to break someone's vertebrae. I honestly wouldn't have minded if someone had given Wilson a stick to the face. Fuck that cheap ass piece of shit. FWIW, I don't watch hockey or even have a team.

I don't know. I almost think we should be praising the Cowboys coaching staff and players. Jason Garrett is 28-26 during his tenure at Dallas. It is kind of impressive to be that consistently mediocre, especially given Romo's inconsistency.

Yeah, there's something very meta about "Back in the USSR" in Russian.

Jesus, so many words. Here it is, plain and simple:Q: "Do the Bears Need Jay Cutler?"

Science and math were not your strong points, ja?

Hot sauce is always an acceptable compliment to pizza (especially bad pizza). Some Frank's, Sriracha, or Cholula makes pizza (bad or good) an entirely new dish. Using ketchup (catsup? Are you here to solve my ketchup problem?), ranch, or any other horrible condiment should result in being dragged out of the dining…

They were on me like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm

That's some funny shit

So you're saying the US is just like Spain, Italy, and India?

Today, I held a door open for an Asian gentleman. He looked at me and said "Sank you." I punched him in the face. How dare he bring up Pearl Harbor.