When I saw the headlines right after it happened, I just thought an unlucky (and perhaps slightly stupid) individual had innocently fallen from a balcony. However, the video shows a complete and total jackass sliding down the railing of the upper deck. Very unfortunate (for him) that it was caught on camera.

Yeah, I always considered Midtown the city center even though I refer to the area around Underground as downtown.

A large vocabulary embiggens the smallest mind.

Shake Djibouti!

I would guess Mars because we all know there are no Syracuse football fans on Earth.

1, 2, 3, 4, Fiiiifth

Glad someone remembers the truly great shows of the (late 80's) 90's. I find it sad that MS3K gets so little love. Another show that should be more ingrained in the public consciousness is Mr. Show.

He was in town for the shooting of the new "Pieces of Shit" breakfast cereal commercial.

We all know we shouldn't be giving Mia Wallace a foot massage.

Why would he not sue? This is the definition of slander.

Paul IS God.

Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.

"Some folk'll never lose a toe but then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel."

"“You know, I don’t want to be offensive. But ‘Infinite Jest’ is just awful. It seems ridiculous to have to say it. He can’t think, he can’t write. There’s no discernible talent...But Stephen King is Cervantes compared with David Foster Wallace. We have no standards left.” - Harold Bloom

Ah, dancing prophylactics. I haven't seen those in years...

Ha! My friend once wrote a song called "System of a Downey Jr.'' It is one of the worst songs ever written.

So we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower, they have the plant but we have the power

I took it that he was trying to say "Imam." Based on his statement, it only makes sense that it would be misspelled.

I know what all those words mean but that statement made no sense.

1. I love football. Not for the egos, cheerleaders, or machismo. It is a game of keen strategy. The best sports to watch if you like strategy are soccer, football, and hockey (in that order).