If you’re straight up interviewing a professional football player, you need to know where he went to college. And if you somehow don’t know, don’t ask outright. And if you do, just don’t include it in the final writeup of your interview for Void.

“As a Redskins fan” “sad times”

Drew like that!? Drew like that!?

Thoughts and prayers heading Magary’s way

What! Now who am I going to hang out with?

As a UCF grad, I can attest to his mindset.

I would just like to take a moment to enjoy the fact that Jacksonville’s local culture magazine is called Void.

Freshness is overrated.

I wonder if this is the work of the same mentalist?

“A guy did some weird Magic on ESPN and I don’t like it!”

THE MENTALIST!

Did he pull a delicious five dollar, foot long turkey club from Greenie’s ass? Watch to find out! Eat Fresh!

Amazing, how is he able to keep Mike Greenberg’s career in the air for that long.

a mentalist (just a made-up term for a magician)

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I kept looking up and down for Brett Favre on the list until I saw your misspelling of his last name. I applaud your style.

[checks pro-football-reference.com]

New Orleans also smells like someone left the cover off of every manhole that has ever been constructed in human history. So there’s that.

I want him to join the parade of aging QBs who have dropped into Minnesota for one last, failed title run.

I’m not even a Vikings fan, Drew, but if Brees ends up in Minnesota, I will also shit your pants.