I agree with John Oliver on almost everything, yet I find his show to be incredibly tedious to watch.

Why is it good, you fucking twit?

I just lol’d at “reservoir tip.”

Anyone else have the kinja problem where once I click pending to see the comments, the text for all the comments disappear?

What grocery stores sell porn? I mean seriously! Like what exact places are we talking about? There are so many! I need names and addresses!

We both know that’s going to happen though.

State of Hawaii most likely.

Nah, homes.

Real talk, if you thought the Cavs down 10 early in the second quarter were DONE when Lebron was clearly on his way to one of his signature performances, I really question your “sports judgement.”

Which wasn’t funny, at all.

I sincerely hope Weinman’s father is someone important enough to get some justice for her. It seems that is the only way to hold these people accountable. Sad!

So is no one going to write anything about game 7 last night?

Someone honest enough with him to say “nah, bro.”

The ultimate irony.

Anytime I read “Clint Capella” I immediately think of these guys:

Citation needed, doctor; neurologist too, I assume.

Not unless you’re on the Boston Red Sox.

The only way to describe Karius today is that he played like he had money on Real Madrid. Good god.

Nah, the DNC will not.

Nah, not that, either.