Life imitates art:

Agreed, but I find Dookie V to be far more offensive to the viewer than Dan Dakich.

That’s circular logic. Why aren’t their IDs recognized as valid forms of ID?

Please, walk from the fucking Bronx to New Jersey everyday, you fucking idiot.

LOL.

So he was found not-guilty and it’s somehow still his fault? I really don’t get it.

You’re wrong and pretty dumb:

Stop giving that supremely untalented and supremely lucky shitbag any undue credit.

Thank you!

Good. Buccigross sucks on air.

Thank you!

I hope you’re right, but I will believe it when it happens and not a moment sooner.

New York?

THAT’S the best idea I’ve heard so far!

I’d pay real, American money for that to happen.

That last sentence was obviously not part of the haiku.

Hillary Clinton

Nope