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Damp, flannel wash cloths.

The Broward County policy is to actively engage the shooter, no matter what.

So could you guys maybe hire a few of them? You need them.

I like Cory Chase. She does good work.

Halloween episodes are non-canonical!

Better than you.

The relationship of black America and the Clintons is exactly like that of a battered spouse, in that black America has been nothing but abused by the Clintons yet stan for them like they’re family.

No

This. Obama was a coward and we suffer for it.

How do you guys not have a post up about Breitbart Sports Barstool firing Michael Rapaport yet?

Corey Brewer

Nothing as good as a botanical garden, though!

Your description of Philipp Kohlschreiber in the first sentence is majestic.

It’s legitimately depressing that my initial reaction after reading this was that this is a nice positive story. 

Bro, no one gets paid anymore except in “likes” or “exposure.”

Who gives two tumbling fucks what she has to say, about anything?

This is real????!!!??!

Daniel Tosh disagrees.