Thank you.

Fuck you. I hope bad things happen to you in real life.

Don’t be a fag, bro.

https://soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house

Another example of the lack of accountability for anyone in charge of anything of importance in this country.

Amazingly on point reference.

No. I have zero confidence in her ability to get more votes than Hillary, or Trump for that matter.

Are you new to Deadspin or just comically unaware of how stridently this site argues against any public subsidies at all for sports?

I enjoyed that talk.

Do you want four more years of Trump? Cuz if America didn’t vote for the terrible, neo-liberal Hilldog, they sure as shit aren’t voting for your hoped for ticket. They’d win about four states.

Pretty sure the first NFL team to lose a SB would be the Colts.

Roth is a great addition to the podcast. Glad you realized that. He’s really good in this format.

Thank god, so you’ll shut the fuck up about him for a few weeks, at least.

Holy shit. Obama is the most overrated person on earth.

I don’t trust anyone that doesn’t stan for Sanders. Funny how that works.

Yes. People should be required to name candidates they don’t want to vote for.

Yes

Because once upon a time Simmons was a fun read (about 15-20 years ago) and now he’s turned into an insufferable blowhard.

I enjoyed that.

Starred for Publix. As a Florida ex-pat, I’m craving a sub at the moment.