He hasn’t tweeted from “Modern Seinfeld” in over two years. Glad to see you’re using current and pertinent information about whomever this is.

Perhaps to you.

That article you read is laughably wrong, and so are you. Not everything you read is true. Except for what I write, then it is true.

I think Hillary is less delusional and more of a liar.

You joke, but technically being intoxicated in public in Florida is a crime.

It should be set up so that the whole crowd for events like this is somehow instantly sterilized so they can’t further contaminate the gene pool.

An independent doctor IS the current system! So, you’re proposing the status quo?

Good to see other organizations following the Democratic Party model, voluntarily excise your best and most productive members

It’s not supposed to do that, right? That’s bad, correct?

Anyone that forced Ed Sheeran to delete his account is a modern hero.

Temecula references will never not be funny.

Which one?

I feel the same way.

Awful. The word is awful.

Stop trying to make compete happen. Or at least get it away from the Deadspin main page. I couldn’t possibly care less about people mashing buttons.

I get it, you’re totally woke on women’s issues. All you’re doing is preaching to the choir.

Incorrect. Federal law requires someone to serve 85% of their sentence incarcerated.

I sincerely hope you’re not one of those idiots chastising people for thinking Hillary “insufficiently pure” even though she was as corrupt as an African warlord, while now you’re acting as the purity police when it comes to this bullshit.

And the Republican response to Democrats falling for it and shooting themselves in the foot, while Roy Moore takes office in a few weeks:

Chapo!