This isn’t shocking. What’s shocking is Deadspin is sticking to sports as of this moment🙃

This isn’t shocking. None of this is shocking. Shocking would be impeaching/arresting tRump immediately.

I'm just gonna put this here:

Just make sure they don't bomb the Indianapolis, IN metro area😁

Full disclosure: I LMFAO, but I think Forky has been through enough

*sigh* My Xmas wish* is that my fellow Root commenters would reclaim their time by figuring out how to make the trolls in the greys disappear instead of wasting their time ranting about the trolls in the greys.

When I first heard about this, my sincere first thought was how non-diverse the USNBT™️ (U.S. National Breakdancing Team) — sponsored by Bennigan’s — will be. And oddly, they might be a’ight. Now we just need Ozone, Kelly and Turbo to be honorary coaches at least.

Please consider championing Lewis Hamilton on a more regular basis, on AND off the track.  Thank you.

boredalways: ded.

Pour one out for Oppo

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Honestly, this sounds like an excuse to cover for something else going on behind the scenes of the executive suites. I mean who’s going to be left from the readership to accidentally click on all the intrusive advertisements once the subspheres of the Kinjaverse disappears?!

Pompeo?! Nah, it should be Stephen Miller first. Start with Miller and make Pompeo watch. What he would witness should be enough that he expires from shock.

“Bad Mama Kamala™”

I guess I got lucky because I was able to keep up enough to understand it. Could I explain it? Probably. Could I explain it in a way that wouldn’t confuse you? No way in hell.

I know it’s wrong to think this, but I want those “Challengers” to be pepper sprayed.

Louis DeJoy needs to die in prison: