My condolences

Me, reading your article and noticing your serious tone...

Thanks to the NFL's lack of stance for equality, IDGAF.

Actually, his cretinous base would be the perfect test subjects! They don’t care when their own children are shot in schools, nor care about the 200,000+ deaths due to their leader.

Unfortunately, a lack of independent reviews is standard operating procedure for the criminals in this administration.

So if Florida [man] “legal system” believes a 3rd party can’t pay the “debts” of former prisoners, does that mean that the case judgment of Bollea* v. Gawker is now null and void?🤔🤔🤔

And what happens if, fleeing for your life from a mob by car, you’re doing so while Black?

So, have the civil suits against Gardner, and the city of Omaha, started?

Would The Root kindly help with setting up one-way chartered flights to Wakanda?

Yes.

Please... PLEASE, tRump, stop talking. If the CIA ever goes back to “torture and dark sights” (as if they ever stopped, amirite), just play his voice on loop. Shit, I wouldn’t be surprised if Putin uses it on his enemies.

Oh...I see. Welp, my 0.0000000001% chance of ever being in a position to ask her out on a date just increased by one less digit.😉

“ETA: Yes. Every woman needs their own Alexis Carrington “goin’ to testify suit””

You're not alone.

This is all Adult Swim’s fault for cancelling Mike Tyson Mysteries!🤣 But seriously, I have no desire to watch Jones/Tyson, I will not pay for this, nor do I want them to fight — unless it’s an e-sport event for charity.

Also, I blame Bitch McConnell for ALL OF THIS SHIT

Two words: Laquan McDonald.

Thank you, Anne, for shining a light on Lewis Hamilton. I’ve tried off and on for years with polite nudges to get The Root to follow and report on him for his profession as a Formula 1 driver.

I not surprised, but I am surprised that these knuckle draggers would forcefully show their asses for all the world to see (as the game was broadcast internationally). I’m also not surprised that the NFL still can’t/won’t/refuse to “read the room”.

Has anyone been able to identify Ofc Tiny Penis yet?