How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

Tacko Bruiseday

Actually, we know the questions and the answers. We’ve known them for decades. Boxing has always been a sport built on allowing the impoverished an avenue to what they perceive to be wealth and notoriety if only they will beat each other to a pulp for the entertainment of the privileged. Knowing what we know about the…

In your also defence Haisley loves long, run on sentences that have multiple parts, sometimes involving breaks in syntax and a circumlocution that occasionally has commenters attempting to puzzle out why it couldn’t necessarily be broken down into smaller, independent clauses, which is of course a semi-important…

But they are made with real milk!

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

Wow. More “water is wet” news on semi-autonomous robocars—how ”shocking”.

“I’m going to donate to an anti-hate charity”

How do you reconcile the fact that the state you’re so gung-ho to protect are fucking war criminals? 

The 57-year-old Air Force veteran’s disability check is reduced by $5 every month by an automatic donation to the Trump campaign.

“I don’t have health insurance” is not the flex you think it is, lady. 

The WalMart employee was almost certainly exempt from paying the ACA fine anyway, unless she was full-benefits management that chose not to cover herself (then she would just be dumb). Plus, the IRS has said they won’t enforce the penalty anymore.

That’s some pretty damning stuff.  It’s almost as if powerful people were friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his contacts kept him above the law.  Almost as if our entire justice system were fundamentally broken due to corruption; but if that were true then we’d see a lot of poor, largely powerless individuals being…

they only hire active addicts in fast food. 

Why is Wendy’s under the impression they cannot hire recovering addicts?

There’s the time Jethro Tull got the Grammy award for best heavy metal performance, over, among others, Metallica and AC/DC.

You also HAVE to refrain from wearing a hat while the song is playing, but you do not have to refrain from piledriving children into the ground while the song is playing. THAT isn’t disrespectful at all.