Though I’m sure you’re asking for products, I’ll tell my story anyway.

My best drunk purchase was made after a night of drinking too much tequila with my then girlfriend. Roundabouts midnight we were nice and sloshed and I was scrolling through the internet when I saw one of my favorite bands, Moderat, had announced a…

Though I’m sure you’re asking for products, I’ll tell my story anyway.

My best drunk purchase was made after a night…

for all their worth.

The only time I ever use aerosol oils is when I’m making waffles. 

... only if stating objective facts ‘shitting’ on the other guy. 

Ahhhh man, that Pivot Gang is so good. Been really loving the stuff coming out of Chicago lately... Saba, Smino, Noname, anything Pivot, Open Mike Eagle, Mick Jenkins, even Chance’s latest stuff. Shit’s boppin. 

I’m amazed the Chattanooga one made it on the list... I was super stoked when I saw they were making hats, then got even more so when I saw that Chattanooga was actually taking part.

I’m amazed the Chattanooga one made it on the list... I was super stoked when I saw they were making hats, then got…

because it’d be ideal for all involved if both the Bruins and Maple Leafs could get through this series without any players committing murder.

One game, tops. 

You know, you’re right.

I know, math hurts your little brain, but 65.8 million is a BIGGER number than 62.9 million. 

You mean the “Harden two-step”?

Homosexuals’ money still buys gilded crucifixes (crucifi?), so of course they welcome them. So long as you’re tossing money in the coffers they don’t really care who you are, just don’t ask for a job. 

Daft Punk robot heads - “oh, so they just always wear those - weird, but I guess that’s cool enough.”

Deadmau5 head - “oh, so he’s just doing the Daft Punk thing all over again but with worse and derivative music. Fine, ok.”

Marshmello head - “alright, seriously, just fucking stop already.”

I love how he’s got the ‘white-man-appealing-to-authority-figure-to-correct-this-major-injustice’ face going in full effect before his ass even hits the court.

Bill and Tom are going to be so confused... 

To this day this is still on the ONLY Playstation exclusive that has actually hurt my feelings. I want to play this game so bad, but not enough to drop on another console... One of these I’ll convince one of my dad friends with not-enough-time-anymore to let me borrow their’s for a month. 

I feel like the only way to truly get through to Patriots fans how the vast majority of people feel about them is thusly --- you’re the Yankees of football. 

Looks like he had to steal a suit out of his daddy’s closet for his TV appearance.