I wish:

Yes. There was a WaPo or NYTimes article a few weeks ago where a reporter went to Trumpland to talk to a bunch of Trump supporters about why they supported him. And one of them advanced that theory of the Obamas.

It would be so much funnier if they weren’t so serious about it.

Some of them also think that Michelle is a man and that she and Barack kidnapped the children in order to further Barack’s political ambitions.

Yes, but you can also be sent home with painkillers to continue giving to the cat. For example, my cat is currently ostentatiously ignoring me because I just gave him his bupinorphine and onsior that came home with him after bladder surgery on monday.

Toronto fans were also reportedly shouting racist slurs at both Kim and Jones. Which is quality. But also likely not unique to Toronto.

And he last played shortstop regularly in 2012. Which means that while he used to be a shortstop playing 3rd, he’s not a 3B who played shortstop.

You cut out the part where he says:

She’s from Bethesda, MD, which might as well be DC, but is still Maryland. This is important because Maryland had an absurd medal count, as pointed out routinely by my facebook feed (absurdly inflated by both Phelps and Ledecky, but no good Merliner is gonna complain). Also, anyone actually from DC would be like,…

We should have seen it coming.

Yeah, he had a dive yesterday where the wind pushed him back and his feet hit the board.

Considering how early her dive began, I’m not sure it was intentional.

Isn’t this traditional? I can’t remember NBC or (in the event that I can remember pre-NBC Olympic coverage) any other US network paying attention to field events. Which annoys me. I’m not sure why, but I don’t particularly enjoy people running their asses off (unless it involves hurdles. I love hurdles!), I’d much…

My mother made me get the Dorothy Hamill when I was in 3rd grade, which would have been 1987ish?

I would wear one, if I could find a cheap one. Because it looks like it would be cool and comfortable af and I live in the land of no air conditioning.

I really don’t mind embellishments, at least not when they’re done right. But LB has to put five million things on everything and, as you say, use crappy material.

I was going to recommned Eloquii too! They’ve got lots of sales, so it doesn’t have to be pricey and I really like a lot of their dresses, skirts and pants. And I’ve been pretty impressed with the quality of the materials.

I don’t mind the ruffles. Ruffles can be fine. I mind the fact that the shirt with the ruffles also has cutouts and lace and stripes and bedazzling.

It’s an independent league team, not a minor league team (minor league teams are affiliated with MLB and a major league team, independent league teams aren’t affiliated with MLB).

If it’s been more than a year since the vacation you should be fine