So the Hillary Clinton-like character is clearly the most adult of the bunch, yet America chooses the immature, shady, hateful people instead as their favorite?

Folks, this is our mission to the Moon. We cannot do this on the cheap nor can we do this in a vacuum. This is a project that requires an evolved transnationalism because globalism is here to stay. This is a human race issue, not an American nor a Chinese issue. Let’s hope this helps us evolve and become better at…

Do you know you have more nerve endings in your stomach than in your head?

I burst into tears after a Trump supporter told CSPAN “He couldn’t imagine the shape this country would be in if Clinton was President”. Hillary definitely would have been better in this crisis, starting with the fact that She wouldn't have dismantling the protections installed by Obama. 

This is a lot of words to say “You wrote a thing I thought was dumb.”

they’re just getting our sanitized version of the world

Screenplay pitch: nuclear powered cruise-ship retirement homes that never come ashore and you have to be tested COVID-free to board are a thing. But then STDs run rampant aboard and start mutating, and all the olds and crew are desperate to get off the ship to escape this new plague.

in 2017, 47 Carnival cruise ships emitted ten times more sulphor oxide in and around Europe than the total output from all 260 million passenger vehicles on the continent.

The EU cares so deeply about emissions, their regulations are poised to cull the 8 and 12 cylinder internal combustion engine and save the world.…

But how else am I going to pretend I saw a foreign country and connected with its culture without a 4-hour shore excursion to the local tourist trap?

Just joining to say that: Fuck cruise ships they are boring overpriced borefests with bad booze and over expensive clothing and souvenirs. Been there done that. Even the food sucks.

Yes, the cruise lines can all go bankrupt—such a frivolous “industry”—put fatass whites on huge floating hotels and paddle them in large circles down in the Caribbean. Are you effing kidding me? And yet there are buku blubber butts with enough cash to blow on these gorge-yourself-at-the-buffet-table-all-week…

A million times this. They registered in random island nations to avoid paying taxes and so they could pay their workers next to nothing. Fuck em. Hope they all go belly up. 

What the eff are you going on about? GM and Ventec decided to work on production and releases a statement with firmer production estimates. After the fact, Trump enacts the DPA and then trashes GM for not moving on production? Everyone agreed it was a good idea, then Trump pretends to take credit and mucks it up…

Trump has spent weeks sitting on his tiny hands, letting people suffer and die because he’s too chickenshit to do the job he was elected to do. Now that GM has started making ventilators of their own accord, Trump has decided it’s now safe and popular enough to pretend it was his idea all along. He’s a goddamn fucking…

This article was the kick in the butt that I needed to take much more extreme measures than I was taking. Thank you.

This is the #1 reason why Trump needs to shut the fuck up and let the experts be the ones holding press conferences. He’ll just have to do without his public attention fix until he can start holding hillbilly Nuremberg rallies again.

That fucker single-handedly drove up prices on those like crazy.  I wish I’d picked one up earlier.

This is the kind of pedantry that Jalopnik excels at.

Brad Pitt wears a Citizen Ref. 67-9020 Bullhead Chronograph, Automatic Cal. 8110A released in AFAIK 1972.

I fly American to CLT a lot for work from PA. It’s a 2 hour flight, and because I always buy the cheapest ticket I can, I am often in the last row, because the last row is the cheapest, and he got what he paid for.