Seemingly you’re unfamiliar with the idea that not making a statement can, itself, be a form of statement?

It looks like an early 90s budget airline.

Yeah, if was going to attach any negative adjectives to the new livery, I’d say “half-assed”.

I’ll agree. The new livery isn’t terrible. It’s just incredibly mediocre and uninspired. It looks like an early 90s budget airline. 

Exactly. There are plenty of convenient bus routes and stops where I live, but do I ever ride the bus? Fuck no.

“shipster”

“shipster”

“...borrowed from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou’s wardrobe...”

“...borrowed from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou’s wardrobe...”

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

I have global entry so they already do this on entry to the country. As an aside, they upgraded the kiosks in the last couple of weeks and now you don’t have to scan your passport or enter fingerprints - the kiosk takes a picture and matches it your passport and flight details. And now you have to click to tel it to…

Because all the brodozers already have a dildo behind the wheel.

I like to play a game called Who Checked The Performance Summer Tires Box on Their Luxury SUV every time it snows around here.

Good winter tires (it appears that some all-seasons have really started to offer more-than-decent winter performance these days, and I don’t mean the “all-weather” tires, which also can be included. Other all-seasons with pitiful snow performance do not apply here), moderate, but not excessive (whether it be too fast o…

This. Very stupid. Must be Republicans. They think everyone is (stupid, not Republican).

True words. I miss it daily.

Fuck Karen

“What was the Deadspin comments section like, grandpa?”

Thanks for closing up shop, Diana. I’ve always loved this place, ever since the singular “we”, and can’t really express how thankful I am to Jim Spanfeller for allowing me to be more productive at work and less informed about the world by destroying the last good website.

Concourse post, comments work!

you know I heard that dicklessness has been spanning fellers for quite a while now.