I think the emotional support part is what most presidents have dogs for. 

Wouldn’t that be amazing? She’s cute so he’d never suspect a thing.

Right? I wasn’t a huge fan of her because she was about as status quo as it gets, but she wouldn’t be shitting on the medical experts every single day and pushing pseudoscience bullshit. Or demanding that governors come and kiss the ring if they want help in saving their people.

right? like “How did everything I just ate turn into this horrible black tar that geyers out?”

That’s the best place to poop!

This is it exactly! Every day he goes in front of the cameras and blathers, and then the actual experts have to go on all the major networks and walk back all the ridiculous claims he makes. 

Is it just me, or are european trailer hitches all super phallic? I noticed that first when I was in Hungary last summer.

The finance guy at the place I bought my last car at was VERY unhappy that I had my own, better rate, financing already lined up.

Just wait til you see how much gold and red velvet there will be inside though!

I just have a feeling that if you revved up that v8 too much, it would twist the whole van into a knot from the torque

This is all well and good, but what do you do once this has happened to you?

Can you cite your sources here?

I always figured alkaline water was just a way to get people to buy shitty well water without having to treat it

Those things are so weird looking. All the proportions are wrong, its lines are so weird. It looks like 3 cars somehow merged together.

Sorry, not steve. The giant bloody mary (the ones at the bar I go to at MSP come with a chicken wing) is a tried and true tradition. My company has a policy of not expensing meals at the ‘home’ airport, but they don’t have a policy about expensing alcoholic beverages. I’m going to keep working that loophole til they…

I had something similar happen in Phoenix. Apparently something in my bag set off the detector and they had to call in a specialist from another terminal, and made me sit in what I would like to call the ‘naughty chair’ with my shoes off and some big guy guarding me for like 20 minutes. When he finally came and…

alcohol makes it more tolerable, trust me

Totally agree, my mom is 75 and she doesn’t get around so well anymore. Its must easier for her to get in and out of my escape than it was when I has a sedan, and its just about impossible for her to get in and out of my sister’s suburban.

It makes me wonder....what IT department of any decent sized organization doesn’t keep offsite backups?

I wonder if anyone of color has ever successfully used a ‘stand your ground’ defense. I’m a little afraid to look because I’m pretty sure no one has.