Enjoy your lightness and agility while you can because one day you’ll grow up to be heavy, slow and clumsy like everyone else.

You tease us with a ‘32 Chevy, yet you provide no pictures. That’s just cruel.  There’s no sense in hogging all of the magnificence for yourself.

Neutral: I’ll take whichever one’s not bloated to the point that it sacrifices utility for a “tough” aesthetic. Jacked up trucks are fine if that’s your thing, but some of us want to reach into our tool boxes or grab something out of the bed without having to deploy and climb a cleverly hidden folding staircase.

Hint: One is shinier than the other.

...with a deployable step ladder so you can reach into the bed.

I hope the Ford-VW pickups and vans are more this

You forgot one

There’s nothing like a terrible idea to practically guarantee exclusivity. 

From certain angles it looks like it could be a pool table....a pretty cool one, at least, I guess.

It looks like it belongs in an amusement park, guided along a short course by a track that runs down the center.

https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/john-z-delorean-is-arrested-in-24-million-cocaine-deal

Seems like a good time to dust this one off:

The rarest of crack pipes, one with a nice price. 

Probably:

It’s not condescension, it’s reality. Trendy people buy hyped up things and all of the worst kind of people are going to plaster Broncos all over their social media and it’ll quickly gain a negative public perception. Soon, we’ll be used to them, soon after we’ll be tired of seeing them. That’s not even considering…

I’d like to add that I like the new Bronco and I like G-wagens, but that’s the reality of what these vehicles are and will be to most of the people who buy them.

Stupid mall crawlers earned their label. The fraction of the Wrangler market this will take from will be enormously outnumbered by trendy soccer moms and spoiled tik tok teens. The G-wagen has a good following in the off-roading community, but that doesn’t stop it from being considered a mall crawling, school running…

How did the buyers of G-wagens and Hummers and what they did with them affect your perception of them? Will this really be any different once the people who must have the next trendy thing are the first to get their hands on them?

They’ve got to get their hype in before we’re all tired of seeing them in mall parking lots and they’re no longer fresh and unique, but just another ugly double parked suv.

So we’re going back to crappy 90's and 00's badge engineered GM? If the subject of the conversation is lessons, you’d think that would come up. Why am I not surprised?