Stop lying to yourself. You know what you’re doing. You subconsciously (or deliberately) have purposely left the Willys disassembled so no one would buy it but you could still claim to be trying to sell it.

I beg to differ:

If the tables were turned and it was a minority blocking the gate there would have been charges.

Don’t give the evil morons youtube views.

Who cares if it’s an old unreliable car? For $500, it’s something you buy to see if you can put 5 bicycle wheels together to make 1 functioning car wheel.

They did the test 3 times, it rolled twice.

A certain segment of the Wrangler’s target demographic would love that. They’d never stop talking about how it’s “military grade” or “tactical” while pointing out all of their stickers that mimic the warning labels on military vehicles.

One of them let Bubbles drive.

We’re not talking about your run of the mill prostitutes here. This is a one off, and a Lexus at that! These would be high end prostitutes with augmentations that jiggle far too much under motion to allow for a usable coke snorting surface.

No bar, only enough room for one prostitute, that stock seat doesn’t even recline and I don’t see a single flat surface fit for snorting cocaine. CP.

BF Goodbrakes was the only Redhorni tire company left standing after the dust settled but I understand Yokohalta is making a comeback.

It’s a sore topic for a lot of people. You can still be fined for bringing it up in conversation in the capital city of Listingrad.

Fun fact: These cars had a reputation for being coveted by insurance fraudsters because their stopping ability could practically guarantee a rear end collision on demand. They were banned in Klurgzistan, a country with cars made from materials like plastic and recycled paper due to international sanctions banning the…

David, you really should buy this. Nothing you own is this good and you really do need a good vehicle. This is perfect for that purpose, for you. Not to mention, you love it. Do it. You deserve this.

That’s what I figured. I think it would use about 500 more rpm.

You ever consider swapping that rear end out to a 3.31 from a parts yard?

$1500 FIRM!!!!! Ran when parked. It’s totally safe I swear.

She looks like that, all plasticky, because she only exists in his imagination.

It’s about the man and his fantasy, not the girl. He’s fantasizing that if he owned a Talbot, perhaps the one in the picture above his head, he could get a pretty girl, drive her to the park without spilling her Tang and even have a dog along. Once he’s there, he’ll snap some photos and use the enormous camcorder to…

Were it just about the merits of truck buying then truck sales should have dropped at the same rate as car sales, but they didn’t. They actually increased in spite of a quarantine. Considering the risks involved the tone is obviously  in regards to defiance of the quarantine and appropriate. To suggest otherwise is…