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im pretty sure you should get your posting privileges revoked for this

there is no southern edge to NOVA, you’re in Virginia, and missing a mid tier fast food restaurant is saaaaaaad

I fundamentally don’t understand chickfila as a hot restaurant. it’s mediocre ass chicken. mcdonalds has the exact same chicken sandy & nuggets. i mean. i get the south is a hellscape of bullshit so a place where the teenagers on minimum wage are fake polite in that fake nice southern way is maybe comforting? but

real loud LOL on this fourth grader’s attempt to work out the financials for a multinational car manufacturing company

I’ve had a good experience with ATT and their Call Protect app, to my great surprise. It straight up blocks most of the bullshit calls without me knowing, and will helpfully show when it’s likely a spam/scam. Thumbs up!

you’re a lunatic dude. everybody uses facetime all the fucking time, every day
-sent from someone who had the first iphone

can i see a clear comparison with the current fuel economy stats for the 2019 model? this blog is all over the place and the numbers aren’t very helpful - especially for someone who is about to get the 2019 mazda3 hatchback and wants a direct comparison between engines. and since we’re not in fucking europe, comparing

Pardon My Take is better sports content than anything Deadspin has produced since Leitch left (apologies to the hulk hogan sex video). Portnoy is a monster, natch, but so is Disney and I don’t see dozens of posts about that whenever there’s sports on ESPN or ABC

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This is, and I say this without malice, one of the stupider shows I’ve ever seen. It should have ended after one season, but in trying to both continue a narrative & shock the world with its’ SYMBOLISM it jumped off a cliff: Sure, June would have her tongue cut off if the show was consistent within its own logic, but

this looks almost exactly like the new corolla hatch, except to my eye the current BMW flabby design ethos looks worse than the toyota

this one feels better as a warriors fan, but my feeling is that rockets fans still hate last year more. last year was game 7, the stakes were the finals, and there were several mitigating factors that enhanced the coulda/shoulda/woulda convos about who was the better team, who really deserved to win, etc. I’d wager

lol is this a real thing or an onion thing? i just saw a splash page for OGN and this content is pretty hilarious already

oh man it’s refuckingfreshing to read this. I wholeheartedly agree. My main point of contention is just how facile and easy the MCU is. There’s no subtext. There’s no higher point or social commentary or literary allusions or even one fucking metaphor in any of them. Guys, there’s zero sex. I don’t mean “wheres the

...wut?

the civic is a pile of lightweight plastic with a rubber band instead of a transmission, the corolla has five hamsters’ worth of power, and $1500 is indeed the same territory, despite your considerations

you’re exactly the type of dude who should be in a souped up WRX or GTI

To me the hatchback model is the best looking car in any category under 60K or so. Such a beautiful vehicle

there’s a big disconnect between the reality of Martin’s books and what the show HAD to do in order to continue being a show.