We’ve allowed the federal government more and more and more power over our lives in the pat 100 years. And now we have the worst possible manifestation of that and we’re all scared of it? Get real. The scope of the president and the federal government is our fault, so if you’re scared of it all of a sudden, remember,…

I gave up on this when he picked a hard right running mate.

If you’re winning by 96 maybe don’t fucking dunk.

Until the Rockies make a bold move and carry one or two extra starting pitchers or start a revolving door of call-ups/send-downs to manage the arms of thier aces, they’re never going to be sucessful. Pitching at altitude is no joke. 

How can you say that when there is Ohio?

No, those are in his mom’s basement, next to his corvette bed and Fast and Furious poster.

I find this significantly less of an important topic than people who downshift in manual cars to slow down rather than braking. Fuckers are slowing down with no goddamn brake lights while people are behind them.

Cubs fans are the Notre Dame fans of Baseball. Go anywhere in this country and you’re guaranteed two things. You will see suspiciously new Cubs gear and a suspiciously old ND gear. Neither of of the people wearing them (or singular person) has ever stepped foot in Indiana or Illinois, couldn’t point out South Bend on…

Before 2003 I knew maybe 5 Cubs fans, after 2003 everyone and their fucking mom was a Cubs fan in the Midwest. If those people couldn’t even budge from 2003, there is a zero percent chance they’re going to shut up about this anytime soon.

Scrappy, don’t forget scrappy. Lots of hustle out there.

Doesn’t matter, that shit looks fun as hell. Falling out of control through the safety of soft webbing. Sign me up.

Positive Twitter, where I assume people will be mostly telling knock-knock jokes, sharing photos of their ugly children, and publicly praising their colleagues’ (terrible) work,

Also look on the Le Crueset website for deals. I got my mother a 5 qt dutch oven for $150 this summer for her birthday.

Andre Smith (already on IR)

You could argue that the blowout was the best thing to happen for Cleveland. Now they have a completely fresh Miller, Shaw and Allen to come in behind Kluber. Francona didn’t have to play much chess last night.

Amelia Earhart? She’s a news caster in Denver.

I don’t know about this product, but I can assure you with 100% certainty the little bottle of “Poo-Pourri” spray that lives on the back of our toilet is a miracle worker.

Or get a little vial of poo-pourri.

This can be somewhat hit or miss, so don’t rely on it. I buy all the tickets for Mrs. Boozy and myself, I have pre-check and she does not. In our last 5 or 6 flights there’s been at least two times she has not gotten pre-check. I don’t know if it was a fluke or not, but I made her get pre-check before the holidays…

Denver is only like... 10% cheaper than New York...and it’s only going to get worse over the next 10 years.