Podcasts? I listen to three or four religiously and fill in the blanks with two or three others. In order of obsession...

If that were the case the Browns would be an unstoppable juggernaut.

Oh, good, another app that decided to pander to less than 20% of the population by releasing only on iPhone. 

Is saying Schlave like saying rashism? Like that congressman in Wisconsin that LWT talked about last week?

Get yourself some of that “Loopy” flavored vodka and mix it with Rumchata...tastes like the milk at the bottom of a bowl of Fruit Loops and is devoid of any astringency. This is a very safe game plan and will not end in you vomiting massive amounts of milk-like liquor. Guaranteed.

Now I’m hoping for some hairy double switch situation that makes Maddon look like a moron for having a player on his bench that can’t take the field.

No one ever knew what the name of any Saturn was. I had a ‘97 SC2. I think I had the car for a year or two before I ever knew that was what it was called.

I guess one could argue that an actual racial epithet for a name is worse than an awful caricature of a logo? For the most part, no one questions the names of the Indians, Braves, Seminoles or Chiefs because the names aren’t offensive and in some senses can pay some manner of shaky homage. Redskin’s is an actual…

More like “Critical Condition” Amirite!

The upper deck at Mile High definitely are more reminiscent of a basketball arena than a football stadium.

Wet? This is Denver. Why would it be wet?

Looks like they’re falling into the role of obscure footnote in NBA history quite well!

Nah its always been right in front of everyone’s eyes.

I ALWAYS click around in Google Earth for a while to get a feel for the neighborhood. To your point, the area around the AirBnB is pretty important to the value proposition.

I watch my NFL team every Sunday with a group of transplants here in town. Recently for the first time in three seasons we had a troll. He wasn’t even wearing team gear, just a logo hat for a particular player, whose name rhymes with Mom Lady. Guys like this should be culled, right?

Nothing more terrifying than David Klingler...

The Cubs are the Notre Dame of baseball fan bases. Millions of asshats that bought a Cubs hat that have never stepped foot in Illinois, much less Chicago. Those are the people I root against the Cubs for. I understand there are a smattering of legit Cubs fan my age, a smattering, but the majority of them didn’t know…

I’ve already worked out a spot in a soccer bar to start drinking at 7:30 when my team plays in Jolly ol’ England in a few weeks. I’m excited to feel like a college kid again, wake up early as fuck, go drink my way through the game then fall asleep into pure midday drunk nap bliss.

I became a financial analyst in 2007, I can assure you it’s not all bad once the dust settles.

There is too much ego among the officials. This season has had an absurd number of turnovers in particular, that are reviewed and then “stand” despite you, everyone in the bar, and the play-by-play guys all saying the play has to be overturned.