The secret is that the market doesn’t actually respond to politics.

You pick your echo chamber of choice, they pick theirs.

There is actually an index that is considered the “fear index” it’s called the VIX and other than a short spike in Sept. it’s been pretty chill lately.

You missed a chance to tell off that self-righteous do-gooder for using the wrong nomenclature.

Anyway, I would gladly eat this.

When taking a dump which is more impressive? Size or stench?

Shocked to see one of the over-reactive floppers was not, in fact, Kevin de Bruyne.

Remember how the early ones, with the weird colors, had a tendency towards getting paint cancer? I had the weird purple/blue one that lost almost all its paint (it was a hand-me down from my sister, fuck off).

I can assure you it did not...

Thats so 2008, Landry Jones is the new Charlie Batch.

Roethlisberger is just taking his usually 3-6 week mid-season sabbatical. It generally always comes during a stretch of games the Steeler’s could potentially lose, so that when they do lose, it’s not Ben’s fault.

The Bengals first 6 games included road games again the Patriots, Dallas and Pittsburgh. They also had the defending champs at home. They have a legit shot to rattle off 5 wins over the next 6 weeks (Buffalo being the one wild card).

Oooh, salty!

Your folks pup needs different food. My dog used to have farts that surely break the Geneva convention, changed up her food and I honestly can’t remember the last time she farted. 

90% of deadspin readers piss and moan relentlessly about the notion of listening to a podcast. I can only imagine the ire suggesting they watch something is going to bring.

I definitely just threw up in my mouth. I haven’t gotten past the headline.

1. Fogo de Chao is the worst, the meat is sub par and the stuff they give you to go with the steak is garbage, the salad bar is garbage, and trust me, if you’re throwing down that much meat, you’re going to want a leaf of lettuce or two in a few hours to help grease the wheels.

Rocketdog and Jeff Smith apparently modeled their lives after the first half of “Big Fan”

I just can’t understand how a city with such level headed, open minded and not at all anti-muslim/islam ( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ) or homophobic people could end up with so much civil unrest...

Any particular gems to check out?