The deep breath is crucial to helping your body move up. You may have no idea where you’re pointed when you get out of the car...depending on the speed of decent, time of day, murkiness of water, your mental state etc.

The worst fruit in a fruit salad is always Cantaloupe. It tastes like melon flavored shit and it gets it’s shit taste all over everything else in the bowl. Even honeydew only imparts a mild sweetness to the bowl, also everyone always cuts chunks of honeydew that are extremely easy to avoid. Cantaloupe makes every…

He’s not messing around. He’s not just sitting for the anthem, he’s sitting for the whole game. I admire the dedication to the cause.

Bengals were flagged for a PF for a hit to the head that didn’t happen...because Bengals.

Some dumb person in my league threw a hissy fit and made us switch to ESPN this year. I’m going to punch that fucker in the throat

Now, as the powerful seek to operate unchecked

Akili Smith

Go wander through the sports section of your local Barnes and Nobel (Noble?) you’ll see that this is actually well in line with pretty much every “tell all” book cover ever written by someone connected to a sport.

Is the September money saving game to not take showers?

It’s not surprising that Johnson didn’t know about it for two reasons.

I agree with you on both fronts. Also, fuck 2nd pronunciations. Lazy fucking Americans ruining a language by their unwillingness to enunciate.

I would presume 2/3 of that million redneck march was non-Bronco fans just trying to sniff the farts of superbowl winner because they know their own team is never going to deliver for them.

Bengals fan...can comfirm. The cats will probably smoke the Broncos in week three only to lose to Houston in the wild-card or divisional game.

As an impartial outsider that lives in Denver (seriously I have no opinion of this team or fanbase...they’re fine, whatever.) I can confirm there is still a lust for Tebow here. I have had no fewer than three completely unsolicited bar conversations with people who truly believe that Tebow could (CAN!) make a…

Everyone always has an opinion on Vegemite and give the Aussies a hard time for it. But have you ever had the unholy goop from England, Bovril? It’s black death in a jar.

JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL TAKES!

If only practically the entire national league wasn’t sub-500 maybe there would be a chance these clowns would miss the playoffs.

Do you remember Josh McCown, Jeff Blake, and Boomer Esiason?

Goat Gouda if you can find it. It’s mellow with a slight bite, everyone will like it and you’ll be cool for bringing something different. Also bring something basic for all the beige people you’ll no doubt be rubbing elbows with.

Don’t most teams keep their rookies in dorms controlled by the team, specifically to avoid this kind of shit? When you’re cut, you grab your luggage and go, then a team rep can come in and inventory the crap they were given and make sure the proprietary information wasn’t compromised.