I do hospitality for a living, I can’t be expected to do it here too.

Every year I read this, giddy to see the Colts get shit on, after 13 years in Indianapolis I hate them almost as much as I hate the Steelers, and I’m a Bengals fan.

I moved to Denver two years ago, I can’t call what Indy has “traffic” anymore. It’s a mild inconvenience. At least for me avoiding the highways and sticking with the surface streets not call Meridian was the key. In Denver everything is congested, all the time.

C’mon, stop regurgitating derpy platitudes. Get out and explore!

Get the fuck out of downtown you lazy shit. Its a convention city, downtown is designed to appeal to cock-eyed outsiders who can’t seem to call a fucking Uber.

It’s not overcharging if people are willing to pay it. We don’t make rates we can’t get. If the environment is ripe for a sell out, we’ll push rate to the breaking point.

DOF here...

Goddammit. Look at those morons all trying to get in the way. LOOK AT THEM! Fucking hell people. If you’re out at the ball park watching your team, stay the fuck out of the way of foul balls that are reasonably in play. On the North Side of Chicago, of all places. No one has ever learned this fan rule the hard way…

I had to go look and see if this wasn’t another article from 5 or 6 years ago. Where the hell are there still tchotchke laden Fridays? Starting to peel off this image? They started peeling off this image nearly a decade ago.

A restaurant I served in about 10 years ago was way ahead of the curve on this. They actually had a gastroenterologist and the national celiac foundation work with them to develop a celiac approved menu. The most annoying thing was people who were “gluten sensitive” not wanting to look at the celiac menu because they…

The man is a world-class master at staying perfectly still. I bet he kicks ass at hide and seek. Put a lampshade on his head and he’ll remain unnoticed for DAYS.

Don’t lie, you were actually in Snowmass...psh.

If they pick Indy, though, their front running ass-bags. So it’s kind of a lose-lose. Granted Indy has a really good chance of being awful this year, they’ll be back.

You clearly didn’t discern the point.

What of the small family business? You’re making it sound acceptable but it’s not. This isn’t a grey area, adults shouldn’t be allowed to order off the kids menu, that’s why there are always age limits.

“Can’t Hardly Wait”

The key for me was picking an industry in which being able to dress yourself and show up every day puts you a solid couple rungs up the ladder. I’m an upper level executive in my organization and I’m doing this right now. But people look at me like I’m doing Dog’s work or some shit.

I think the thing your underestimating about golf is that fat guys play golf.

It’s not Friday. Don’t fuck with me like that.

If I ever get to this point I want to be taken out to pasture and shot.