The Reds bullpen is utter donkey shit.

If it’s the difference between giving a cat a home and having more cats in shelters, I’ll take the declawing 100% of the time. While having a pet isn’t a right, every pet should have the right to a loving home, and if one of those stipulations is declawing? Then welcome home Mittens!

Travel cost? Most of the teams are either HQ in Indy or have offices there any way don’t they?

What the hell is a business hotel? I work in hotels and I don’t know what you mean. I’m going to presume you mean extended stay?

- once you get outside of Denver and Ft. Collins (and a few of the ski towns), Colorado is really, weirdly, Conservative. And not in a cute, benign racist, likes Rand Paul kind of way. But in the “black people look like monkeys”, “Hitler did nothing wrong” kind of way.

I do the salt over the shoulder thing mostly out of reflex at this point. But my mom has this thing about never counting the cars in a funeral procession. It’s oddly specific, but she’s pretty intense about it.

It’s not as uncommon as you may think. Nuisance trappers routinely try to find homes for abandoned baby racoons.

5 pound plates under your heels can help

Sarah McLachlan’s dulcet tones you hear, mooning about angels while sad-eyed dogs stare at your from 50 inches of HDTV. What sort of monster can resist that?

We more or less had a Opossum adopt us when I was a kid, he would crawl into our dog food container and eat himself so fat he couldn’t get out. We’d flop him out and he’d waddle off, he was a cool customer. That’s why they don’t concern me. I still find Racoons far more agressive.

When I was a kid we had one climb into the container we kept our dog food in, he ate himself so fat that he couldn’t get out. He was a pretty chill critter.

Racoons will fuck your shit up. I had friend that had a pet racoon, when that thing wanted to get feisty and “play” it could easily result in stitches.

I’m not sure we have to look much farther than Blackhawks fans to understand the level of “I stuck with this team through it all” bullshit coming if the Cubs do it this year.

Have any of you ever actually SEEN a chicken?

First off, figure out what everyone is willing to spend. In my case, I’m a freelance writer dealing with a group that includes several doctors.

Pacers Fan here...

Not an option for HTC phones, apparently.

I have family in Baltimore. Maryland gives it a go, but they’re not in Colorado’s league.

I would probably rather go off the grid then ever have to have Brighthouse again. So expensive and so subpar.

I’ve lived a few places and travel a lot, generally to a states largest and/or trendiest city. No one has leveraged their flag into an obscene profit generating logo like Colorado has. Every mall has one or two stores dedictated entirely to that Logo.