So what I'm getting from this is that you're anti-fun and kind of boring.

What difference does it make if they were dosed with something else? The term is the same and "roofied" has simply come to mean "dosed with a drug on purpose".

Seriously? I can't imagine judging someone for taking care of themselves.

I know. This is me to Jezebel:

This hits the nail on the head, I think. He doesn't 'deserve' the grAmmy, but the Grammys don't even deserve the Grammys.

Fuck this. Fuck all of these posts. Fuck them all. Really, Jezebel? How many fucking posts do we need today about how Macklemore shouldn't have won, how KL is the shit and should have won, and how Macklemore only won because he is white?

Jesus. WTF is wrong with your editorial staff that they have to combine malice with piss poor writing so frequently?

Seriously. Just stop.

Are you guys fucking serious with all of the Macklemore posts?

I do say that when there is an article about misogyny. It's wrong to paint anyone with a broad brush be they white, black, male, female or whatever. I always stand up against generalization against any group because it's a shitty way to make friends and allies for your (our) cause.

I'm embarrassed to say that I haven't tried alcohol yet even though I've been away for quite a few years. Since I have completely abstained from it I have no idea of how I'll react. So, I've been afraid to try it in public. I just need to buy a fancy bottle of wine and try a glass at home sometime. Now I feel even…

I'm not an former mormon atheist, but my husband is. He takes a certain amount of pride in having walked away for theological reasons, than realized about a year later "hey, this means I can smoke and drink!" All his friends who left to smoke and drink went back.

so this is more on the "Happy" corner than the "Healthy" corner, huh

I can't quite figure it out, as I am the beard lover of all beard lovers, but Jon Hamm might be the only man I don't like better with a beard.

PEOPLE, DO YOU EVEN JON HAMM?

I'm right there with you. I love it. There are so many things wrong with the show, except for Olivia's coats, which deserve their own damn show. And yet, I totally mainlined season 2 on Netflix and have jumped in to season 3 on ABC. It is sooooo soapy and cheeseball. But like Olivia's giant glass of red wine, I just…

I'm more worried for me. Clearly the show is fucking terrible, and yet I keep watching.

This is so meta. Is he being serious? Is it ironic? Is he a genius???? Does he secretly hate his job? Does he wish porn had more plot? Does it matter? This is an existential crisis, to which I must have answers to.

Ha! 19.95/hour! No no. We've had him 7 years.