I have to get the bleach spray ready. Last nights screwing around while netflix’ing.

Fucking Monikammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Megan Kelly on The Today Show, which my grandfather, who fought in WWII, used to watch, makes me want to barf.

If the Access Hollywood tape and 12 women that came forward accusing him of sexual harassment or assault didn’t bring him down, I truly don’t know what will. Whatever comes out of the Muller Russia investigation will be too nuanced for the average idiot to understand/give a fuck about, and will be easily dismissed by…

Still no move to implement the sanctions on Russia 🇷🇺 congress unanimously decided upon. They should have gone into effect thirteen days ago now. But I think that’s only part of what’s being distracted from.

Bath & Bodyworks Three-Wick Candles!

Bath & Bodyworks Three-Wick Candles!

I’d like to comment more on this site but I have dozens of comments sitting in the grays and never posting. It’s not worth it.

I remember she had a piggy nose and her last name was Pigford - I found that odd when this season aired. I see she’s changed both things.

These are both from 2017.

Really?? I think it’s just that pic. In the clip she looks like Eva. I think it’s just aging. She was only 20 during ANTM! For some reason whenever I put on glasses I think of her saying how she cut off her eyelashes when she was little because they kept hitting the glasses. MEMORIESSSS.

No.

My wife did that, and got so bloated we assumed she was pregnant, until after ~36 weeks, she started having “contractions,” we race her to the hospital and...she takes just a galactic dump, causing the disappointed obstetrician to rip off his gloves and mutter “it’s not a delivery...”

The second cannibal replies “Well, not ‘ha ha’ funny...”

Two cannibals were eating a clown. The first cannibal turns to the second cannibal and asks “Does this taste funny to you?”

Me right now:

Shame on Colbert and the Emmy’s for this. This douchebag shouldn’t get a redemption tour.

I didn’t watch the Emmy’s last night but I saw this on Buzzfeed along with a lot of audience reactions and Melissa McCarthy’s face was definitely mine.

Trump also said it was his favorite uncle. Not sure what he meant by that.

I have pretty much given up on commenting here because of that. And it’s even more frustrating because I’m out of the greys on other former Gawker Media sites I follow, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never given moderators a reason to believe I should be kept in the greys (if anything, I come here to express my disgust at…