Though I saw it coming when she put her hand on his head, Villanelle snapping the kid’s neck still made me say “oh shit” out loud. It was a really awful thing to do, and yet as she goes I do think her intentions were basically good. Their scenes were all very funny and yet tense because we knew there was a decent…

Name-puns are the lowest form of humor, but...

Word is he previously ran the same scam in Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook.

Louise...ya coulda had a horse!

Take your wife and girlfriend out for dinner. To a hibachi place. Between the knives and fire there’s a decent chance everything will sort itself out.

The sooner we all acknowledge that he has exactly zero intention to finish that series the better off we’ll all be.

Good thing beating your kids will only make them great athletes and have no other consequences.

Okay, who the fuck is watching this? 

3 things can be true:

This profile was completely irresponsible. The Nigerian masses live underfoot of these corrupt and power drunk billionaires. When these same vices were being used to fund their lifestyles they had no qualms. It was offensive to use Africa’s problems to help these ladies plug their brand. It is up to Interpol to…

you can learn all about sentences on twitter:

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I am going to (probably) be the lone voice here and say that I’m actually super excited to see Farrah Moan back this year, with some more experience under her belt and a bit more maturity.

There were times on her season where I actually think she had some biting, under-the-radar snarky humour going on. She was really…

Wake me up when the ugly shoe trend ends

Next: bandages!

Yesterday, NPR published an article titled “Right-Wing Hate Groups Are Recruiting Video Gamers.” It’s the latest, most exaggerated version of a gaming-flavored narrative woven by elite media orgs in an apparent attempt to explain the rise of right-wing extremism in America.

I’m sorry but if you have issues accidentally eating the paper on a Reese’s you have serious problems that you need to address.

When you’re still single at 45, they stop asking you directly. They just whisper among themselves about how they knew all along you were gay.  

The problem is that he and you both think what he said was profound and beautiful. You’re wrong, and that’s okay. I’ll try and explain:

Please stop letting spam ads with uncloseable popups hijack the website. I don’t want to have to use adblocker, but I also don’t want to have to close the tab because I keep getting redirected to some shitty gift card ad.