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Jonathan Karate
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Each one individually? That's a lot of work…

Yes, but what about Chris Gaines?

I read that as There are lots of country artists in Hell… and I thought….probably true.

Steve Miller isn't in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame yet? That genuinely surprises me.

"And if you're from Uzbeki-beki-beki-stan-stan, I blame you for terrorism!"

Alan West.

Ew. I hope you're wrong. There is nothing appealing to me about either of those people.

My family is from the sticks, so I've met many honest-to-god Trump supporters. I literally have no idea what to even say to them, so I usually just change the subject.

And, by proxy, Brad Paisley.

My dad (who is mildly racist) calls it "rap-crap".

Muhammad Ali, Danny Glover…etc.

Building suspense ?

Helvetica or GTFO.

Shiv-ception.

I have a hard time believing that Rupert Murdoch even knows how to tweet.

She's not a feminist, though. She wants to be clear on that.

You should have immediately started calling your cousin DaRon. Forever.

You seem like a very tricky partier.

A roofie circle.

Ugh! Is that really how he spells his name? Dwyane? That's so obnoxious.