I think, generally speaking, we trust comedians a lot more than we trust politicians, so it stings more when they lie.

I know I'm old because I saw an article headline that said something like "The sexy new video for Selena Gomez's hot new single" and I was like…EW! Isn't she like 16 years old?

I had a hard time at first watching Matt Czuchry on The Good Wife because I hated Logan Huntzberger so much. I hold that character against him.

Justified. The entire series.The AV Club raved about it so much I finally caved and bought the seasons on Amazon Instant Video. I've put down 4 and a half seasons in about a week and a half.

I'm grateful for:
-The recessed filters of my Parliament Lights.
-That shorts and tank top season is finally over. I like long sleeves and long pants because I'm very modest (don't know why).
-The fact that the wound on my kitten's neck is finally healed. He got a deep gouge from rough play with the other cats and had…

I'm quite fond of sex scenes, but they start to get monotonous after a while.

The state I live in now allows concealed carry and open carry without a permit. I'm basically terrified always.

Right? Nobody ever makes this point. Like, fuck pulling my gun, the police are in too much of a hurry to worry about which one of us is the "bad guy".

Employers who run credit checks are the worst. I hate the idea that I might be denied a good opportunity that I'm totally qualified for just because I've struggled with my student loan payments. Like…. that's why I need the job!!!!!

Oh, and fuck all the money I pay to my therapist to fill the void of the apology I'll never get from my terrible parents.

Fuck the student loan debt that my husband and I are completely drowning in, even though we are well educated and comfortably employed. And fuck the government that doesn't give a shit about the burden that students who just want to change their lot in life have to bear, all so Universities and loan companies can get…

One of the things that really bothers me about Carson is that he doesn't even speak well. Not even his ideas, but just his rhythm and vocabulary are seriously lacking. Barack Obama, on the other hand, (whether you agree with his politics or not) is just so damn eloquent that it makes him sound incredibly intelligent.…

That's just what traumatized, young gunshot victims need to hear. What they should have done differently.

Also… what's wrong with being overweight? That part of your comment bothers me. You really can't claim moral superiority while ragging on a person's weight.

I just want to preface this comment by saying that I am female and a feminist, but…

It's one of the only social media platforms that I just can't ever picture myself using.

Debatable. That guy can be dangerous in close proximity.

You don't already feel superior to Bill Cosby?

Don't forget Atonement!

I'm a very well informed and politically minded individual and I'm a mid twenties high school graduate, so…..ouch. And also, condescending much?