This is true in every situation.

Josh Charles and the three popped collars. I can't even.

"You challenged him to a fight?"
"Exactly. But not just any fight."
"A burp fight?"
"Exactly."

I never felt the need to use the word 'fine' to describe a person's
physical appearance until I started watching Kyle Chandler in FNL. But
seriously, that dude is fine as hell.

Waaaiiiiitttt a minute. Who was the other one? I though it was just Spike.

No, but his haircut got a lot better once he started dating Buffy.

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

DVR'd it? Don't you have Hulu? What is this, 2009?

Strangely enough, the 'Artists to Watch' category (what does that even mean, by the way?) had a couple of the only non-awful choices in George Ezra and James Bay.

Is that the one where you sit on your hand first to make it numb?

My favorite line:

Totally off topic, but my father calls the homeless man (because there's only one in his tiny town) 'Ahmed' because he's middle-eastern (maybe). He doesn't know his real name as he's never talked to him, but he thinks calling him Ahmed is hilarious.

In what universe does a terrible season of House of Cards get nominated for best drama and Bloodline doesn't?!?!?!?!

To be fair, Liev Schreiber is really really great in Ray Donovan, but I agree about Clive Owen.

Ben Mendelsohn gets a nod! That's a huge relief.

Kate Hudson going on a hike with a guy named Bear isn’t compelling survival TV

There can be only one.

It's actually the wrestler Goldberg.

Apparently Chris Martin is a seriously fucked up dude.

Same thing, really.