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To be fair, he’s basically been at his first job out of college for a few months now. He’s a deer caught in the headlights.

Such a goddamn clusterfuck.

He was never a bust, but there were many in media and probably around baseball who thought he wouldn’t be able to fix his issues and become the next Corey Patterson or Felix Pie. All I’m positing is that Javy went from a top ten prospect in BP to out of the top 200, then was able to get to the place he currently is,

If I ever get rich, I’m buying a DB7 and putting a ‘99 Mustang body conversion.

Us engineers should absolutely have unions. It works pretty well for engineers in other countries. They seem to have better pay and way better benefits

I don’t know. Dan Snyder seems like the kind of guy who wants you to think he’s cool so would buy a lot of cool and invite you over to see his 120 inch HD TV while having a fridge full of beer even though he doesn’t drink.

22. Whoever the hell owns the Packers

Getting Hit By A Car is ranked way too low here. Needs to be at least 20th. Maybe as high as 10th.

Dan Snyder would be fun to party with because he’s a loser who will do anything to appear cool. Hey Dan, ever buttchugged cough syrup?

I’ll bet he struts into parties, grabs a drink, and gives it the ol’ Shatner “KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!” before slamming it down.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

They deserve Supreme Court Justice Barack Obama.

So at what point can we start seriously talking about how we really shouldn’t be a single country?

Even if they don’t, John McCain can still go fuck himself.

Well, according to 538, the Dems have a 72% chance to win the Senate so John McCain can go fuck himself.

Look, man—The Rock played football at Miami when it was actually still “The U”. That’s good enough for me

That is how I felt when I read the price. The title made me think the Porsche was sub $5,000. $9,500 seems expensive for an undesirable car.

It’s amazing how $9500 for a 17-year old 996 with 243,000 miles is considered a steal. Just goes to show just how inflated the whole used Porsche market is, even for the “undesirable” Porsches. Maybe I’m just bitter because I can’t buy a 911 for the price of a salvage-titled 944...

Isn’t that what Antonio Brown got fined for?