As an introvert, I agree. I’ll also go one up: people who are NOT introverts need to stop telling everybody they are. Yeah, everyone has days when they don’t want to be around other people - doesn’t make you an introvert.

You guys ever get some good small talk going with a genuine Old Person? They love that shit. And you usually walk away offended by the casual racism, yes - but also having gained a little something from the exchange.

I hate haircut chit chat. After I give one word answers to the first couple of questions it usually dies down. I don’t go to the same person every time, though, so it is a new battle every time I sit in the chair.

You could change poor to single in most of these examples and it's still true.

yeah but even low mileage Z06's don’t fetch this much, for example this cherry red 2001 18k mile one only made $22.5k

Hardly a turd. Just too much money.

Thats stupid. Few think that.

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.

Inefficient baby boomer.

Rex coached a Mark Sanchez-led Jets team to consecutive AFC Championship games. He should get a statue in Canton for that coaching performance.

You watch the 30 for 30 about the 85 Bears and it seems Buddy’s greatest legacy was the love his players felt for him. It’s amazing how he was able to connect with him, something that many coaches strive to do, but fail.

I hate to be a highlight truther, but he clearly rolled his right ankle in the video. So why is the photo of a left ankle?

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

Now hopefully the rich people who bought the last ones desperately get rid of them as they shell out the money for a new one, depreciation hits them hard, and you can get the old Panamera Turbo S for $12 and an empty Altoids tin.

I love this man. He’s not clowning at all, and can pull this shit with a straight face. And in addition to being a BAMF, he’s also is a wise, sensible businessman. He’s like a paradigm of what an NFL star should be.

El Banana Segundo would be a great name for a race horse.

I never understood the second banana thing. Which banana was Magic in the Abdul-Jabbar, Worthy, Magic bunch. Even though Bird was the better player, do you really think McHale or Parish thought they were the second banana? Try telling Shaq or Kobe that one of them was el banana segundo.

burrito bowls are for pussies who “don’t need all those carbs”

Condom of cars?

Thanks! And while you’re at it, I’ll have a grande latte, no whip.