What the hell is it with midwesterners and Euchre? I knew of its existence but nobody down south plays it. I moved to Chicago and everybody thought I was from another country for having never played their boring-ass card game. Then I proceeded to beat the shit out of all of them at their shit-ass card game.

From left to right: Tucker,Brantley, Bryce,Kevin, Asher, and Dang.

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

The greatest baseball prank is still Rick Manning having sex with Dennis Eckersley’s wife.

This is an entirely different article that should be written. If you are in your 20s, you should not be allowed to make your bridesmaids/groomsmen pay out the etc for your wedding.

Yeah - I think a lot of the big spender friends are either not saving any $ or subsidized. They are not necessarily being responsible with their cash.

Just grow some weed, then be that cool guy who’s always got weed on him at gatherings. Drinks and food are on them.

Good job, hacker dude.

I’d be curious how many of the people who partook of the Ice Bucket Challenge in 2014 donated money to ALS charities in 2016.

Did you make your wife get a tattoo above her vagina reminding you to “Do It The Right Way”? That front-running is worse than the Cowboys/Lakers/Yankees bullshit.

Give the Patriots the perfect season.

Duh. Colon always goes for seconds.

If Colon could put in orders from the batting box, I imagine it would be Chinese.

He kicked him in the balls, dude. If (when) he is suspended, the only person deserving the ire of GSW fans will be Green himself, not the league. Besides, the Thunder have already won twice with Green on the court, and would need to do it a third time in order to advance even assuming they beat the Draymond-less…

Guys like AJ should always be welcome. Every sports needs a few good heels.

i’m willing to be corrected so help me out here. why does deadspin not like AJ? isn’t he the antithesis of all of the things we hate about baseball? he is brash and outspoken in a league full of people who “play the game the right way”. just look at the play that preceded the punch! he bowled into the catcher and then…

> Tim Tebow

Cut Twice: The Tim Tebow Story

I fought to get where I am and worked a few complete shit jobs to get here but I wouldn’t go back and change any of the roads I took to get here because while those jobs were shit and sucked, I learned a lot from them and have been able to apply that knowledge elsewhere. Insert some philosophical quote about “it’s…

I’m wondering if I’m the only guy in my generation that would have tried to help him up, rather than pose for a selfie. :/