#2 is TERRIBLE advice. DO NOT DO IT. If you are feeling overwhelmed by the situation, communicate THAT. Use “I” statements, don’t make blanket statements and chalk it up entirely to the other person.

How to trim a rose bush

Billy Hamilton needs to act like he has been there before and stop showing up other players - Miserable old fucks

Put the Bulls dilapidated team against yours in a playoff series we win the series 4 out of 5 times.

Seriously.

What are you, 5?

We’re talking pros, not little league, right? Because that list would be missing a great many items otherwise.

But maybe it was just the concession stand at the Murph, but I remember eating roughly a mile of red licorice ropes (the ones that were sold by the yard and had the consistency right between the sweet nirvana…

I could’ve told you this months ago. Me and my 15 year old friends only use Snap Chat to talk.

New York City is the CrossFit of cities.

No, Denver is terrible. Don’t come here. It sucks.

That face you make when you nut but she keep sucking

Hell, even the batboy in the pic has some chaw in his mouth!