It’s even funnier when you consider the author of this had his own little episode just a few months ago because deadspin commenters had the nerve to disagree with his Anthony Davis/ New Orleans Pelicans take.

In all seriousness:

So now we’re shitting on people for reaching the right conclusion but not being super aware of world events in their 20's. Just wanna be clear on this. That’s our new bar. You suck if you didn’t know about stuff in your 20's that you should have. 

Have you ever found yourself wondering why the unbiased rational people tend to have the opposing view?

No, no.  Rest assured you simply missed the point.  

genuinely unsure how anyone with any reading  comprehension could come to this conclusion

You can’t actually see the hand shake. And Mayfield does seem to wiggle his hands a bit at the end. It could easily be a hand slap rather than an actual shake.

He's been dead for almost ten years. I hope you could outrun him.

this isn’t about you

“numbnut mouth breather”

Turkey Fucks Chicken

How Is The Twins Playoff Losing Streak Even Possible?

Grays and non-grays alike: Bush was an AWFUL president, and his crimes were legion. He did not, however, imperil the constitutional fabric of the republic itself. And personally, he was not a piece of shit rapist. So Bush was very, very bad, and Trump is very, very worse.

Given the DC area traffic, JG probably went straight from the stadium to Ashburn

Speaking as someone with a two year old, Sesame Street has such a specific age range in mind (they do first letters of words primarily, and rarely mention numbers beyond 20), that they only have so many lessons to teach anyway. There’s like 400 episodes brought to you by the number 3. There’s a small list of free and…

I mean the article says that

People who type in all caps.

She went to “Vandegrift High School.” It’s right there on the tin.

Any excuse to post this. Just a reminder that when he’s not performing his warped version of “big, strong boy,” Trump’s authentic self is a giant fucking coward.

There is 0% chance that’s true. Mostly cause he probably doesn’t even know you can search for stuff on the internet (he thinks the entire internet is his twitter app), but also because he doesn’t care enough about actually doing the work of being president to type something into Google.