This reminds me of this exceptional sports article:

Where does “T-Rex costume” fall in the “Very Fancy” to “Look Nice” spectrum?

Joke’s on him. Finland doesn’t exist.

Hopefully he's not president by the time the baseball season starts. 

Andy Dalton is probably just praying for the sweet release of death at this point. In other words, he’s looking forward to the matchup with the Rams.

I think you meant to say “the armpit between...”

Bacon is sold at the butcher or next to deli meat.

Bacon is sold at the butcher or next to deli meat.

The Cardinals are never, and I mean NEVER, the lesser of two evils.

Anyone could log off. Or they could write over 1000 words on the matter.

Gordon Sondland has been a hotel developer for years in the PNW. He’s worth millions.

I got really distracted by your sentence with seven commas, a pair of quotes and parentheses, and a forward slash.

Are you seriously saying you don't know who's in Nirvana?

The 2013 New Mexico Bowl would like to have a word.....

Dismiss your dipshit troll

Did you actually read that page?

So you would turn it over to such upstanding people / institutions as:

Trade him for 4th and 6th round picks?

BeachesStreets = BS = Ben Shapiro

Why do you think she’s paying out of her own pocket to be there....