If the second half is anything like the first, I’d rather go to church.

TEACHER: Do you need to go to the bathroom?

Ah, the best defense: Not giving a shit.

Playstation FOOOUUURRRR!

whatever

Now you’ve gotten the full Ashley experience.

Very proud that Ashley included my question and clearly did not read the whole thing. I said aside from Ivanka!

Lol, dude. What you’re supporting, if you actually believe that dumb meme, would be if Trump, now that he has an unfavorable Congress, used his stacked SCOTUS to call for installing a SINGLE PARTY legislative body in place of Congress to rewrite the Constitution to enact his agenda.

You forgot one Samantha;

Can we get a splice to Jalopnik over here?

The Saints were robbed of a Super Bowl, while Robey-Coleman was robbed of...this 4-year-old Ford F-150 2WD Supercrew XLT with 49,420 miles.

Is it possible to OD on schadenfreude? Asking for a friend.

Someone doesn’t have a JD power award for best sense of humor

Go back to Facebook, Grandma.

Dude. He was great. Bernie Kosar did preseason for the Browns for a while and could do the same thing.

I’m so with you. Reading most of these comments, I keep wanting to ask if they want a free pony too.

Why are people asking for in an electric vehicle that are near-impossible for current ICE vehicles as well? It feels strangely desperate, like a guy at a bar, and after endless rejections, declare that none of those girls would’ve been good enough anyways.

Gas cars can’t be fueled at home, which sucks immensely.