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Or better still: “four twenty ten seven”.

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Wasn’t Dan Mullen at Mississippi State, and not N.C. State?

Who needs DIME when you can just have MMMM?

Holy shit. +1

Well, this solves the whole, “What if Auburn beats Alabama?” conundrum.

Damn, man.

There is exactly one place in Nebraska that isn’t soul-crushingly awful (Omaha) and even that’s really only ok when compared to the rest of this wasteland. Alabama is a shithole too, but at least it’s warm there.

Has anyone checked on Trevor lately?

I would have thrown “flyover country” in somewhere, but otherwise well done.

But the emails!

No, ALL lives matter. ...wait, I fucked that up.

Yeah, I thought he was fairly explicit about that.

“What about that other guy, Valbuena? Is he a big star?”

In the Sweifieh district of Amman, Jordan, there’s a McDonald’s that offers valet parking.

Fuck every single thing about that fight.

This is the appropriate response.

Call this commenter butter, because he's on a roll.