Words cannot describe...

Show off.

It seems that way to you because that's exactly how it is. Cats are assholes. We used to have cats. Great cats, actually. Smart, affectionate, adorable, happy little cats. They were still assholes.

I had to paws for a minute to get that one.

Sounds about right.

Burrrrrrrrrn.

Pretty sure that second sentence is redundant.

Nicely played.

I know you've clearly explained her argument for me. but it's still just so unbelievably, awe-inspiringly stupid that I can't wrap my head around it.

Not sure I plan on having kids, but no, I wouldn't plan to send them through pre-school if I had them. I'm proof enough for myself that it's not always necessary. That said, I wouldn't automatically assume my child would be the same as I was at his or her age, and thus wouldn't entirely rule out pre-school as being a…

Well played.

Srsly.

lolwut?

+ another goddamn 1.

+1, sir.

Tremendous.

Nice.

+1

+1 for you, too.

Swing and a miss, by the looks of it.