Agreed, but I don't know I'd go as far as to say they should be shot. :P

Am I allowed to be lame and cheat and say I'd take the 911, sell it, and then take the money to buy a Cayman and a Mini for the snowy months?

-Would it be better if it said "But what if the man gets a boner??!!!????!!!!111?!" -

Yeah, but the main character is black, so it's ok for him to say, "ninja."

By that logic driving a car doesn't hold a candle to just running around a track on foot. Sure, having a combustion engine helps track times, but it's not as engaging as having to provide your own thrust.

Hell to the yes. Even if she was actually IN the car, serenading me with her crappiest songs.

+1 for Massive Mass.

Same at Nebraska. The word on campus was that because of Title IX they couldn't add a men's soccer team because it would make men's athletics outnumber women's athletics. If that's the case though, I have no idea why they couldn't just add another women's sport to balance it out.

True of "No Reservations," but he started another show on Travel Channel last year called, "The Layover."

"White folks have permanently lost all credibility and authority to use or opine on the use of that word after having wielded it as a weapon of oppression for centuries."

"The one thing Rugby players have to deal with that football players don't is that naked elephant walk thing."

Forgive me, but is that chart using seconds as a measurement of speed? Also, I didn't know there were any rugby players who could cover 100m in 10.2 seconds. Dayum.

I like skinny girls and smaller cars. Just saying. Wagons are cool too, though.

Negative, that's the price for a Juke-R.

$600k is correct.

I have a VERY open sense of humor, and most of the time I think offended people take jokes way too seriously...

You keep saying his elbow was "down."

I made it to "Playing".

*slow clap*