This is a totally valid point. He really could just park the thing on his lawn. I think the HOA would still give him shit, but he’d be in a stronger position to defend himself. Perhaps literally.

Hard to believe the Panthers are undefeated at 3-1.

Frankly, I wouldn’t hire anyone related to a Lions player to do contract work. I have sincere doubts that they’d know how to finish.

“One meal a day” doesn’t really work as a diet plan if your one meal contains more calories than you should be eating in an entire day.

Meanwhile we can’t figure out how to eject “GET IN THA HOLE!” guy at golf tournaments.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

Actually, I fancy a Swedish Green V60 Polestar wagon.

As long as I can get it in wagon form, that all sounds amazing

Hey Polestar: start strong.

The answer is probably somewhere between not going out of your way to be offended by someone trying to find humor in an extremely depressing scenario and not intentionally missing the point.

The third pass was faster because the driver emptied his bowels while getting sideways at damn near 190 mph on the second pass. The reduced weight was to his advantage, obviously.

This all gives the Land Rover Range Rover Road Rover Sport Hybrid Autobiography Edition something to gun for.

If a NASCAR fan were flying the Confederate Flag, wouldn’t that be about as disrespectful toward the American Flag as anything in the history of America?

It’s purrtier than a stock Huracán.

Not true. Sometimes I’m shitting.

Personal heros can still be assholes.

I blame the Tigers for not putting netting up around the pitching mound.

If Greg Maddux is pitching, it’s an out.